This week’s “Bitch, Please” Honors go to maven of the catwalk Naomi Campbell. N.C is filled with “a deep sense of shame” after coming under fire for attacking her former assistants.

Singer Mariah Carey regrets marrying Sony Music boss Tommy Mottola and wouldn’t do it again, although banging the married man is part of what made the former cocktail waitress a star.

Diddy feels sorry for his housekeepers.

Live from the “What The Fuck Files,” eighties television child star, Webster was recently spotted popping and locking in a Los Angeles nightclub.

Bobby Brown is still sitting behind bars at Norfolk County House of Corrections in Massachusetts because, “He can’t afford to pay his debt.”

Sources are snitching that Michael Jackson has reluctantly agreed to do a tour with sister Janet and his brothers.

Janet Jackson has come aboard to star opposite Tyler Perry in his next film, “Why Did I Get Married,” based on the filmmaker’s stage play of the same name.

Naomi Campbell is launching her own MTV reality show in search of the next celebrity assistant-bring your own helmet.