Akon and his two brother look so much alike that the trio has decided to create a ‘Punk’d’ style reality show.

Akon has offered production and songwriting to Paris Hilton; the racist skank HO-tel heiress is in the studio recording her sophomore LP despite lackluster sales for her self-titled debut.

Akon ran into trouble with British Police on Saturday when he decided to bring his whole concert after party back to his London suite at the K-West Hotel. A large number of groupies rolled into Akon’s $800-a-night suite. “The party was going strong until the police shut it down,” says a British source.

A few days ago, we reported Akon’s intention to record an apology track for Gwen Stefani and Deena Allenye (The teen girl the Senegalese singer dry-humped on-stage in Trinidad.) The track is here.
Listen to Akon’s “Sorry, Blame It On Me”

“Bartender” will be the second single released off T-Pain’s Number One Billboard-debuting album “Epiphany.”

Akon apologizes humping a fourteen year old at an April concert in Trinidad on a new track entitled “Sorry.”

Abby Rosa of Delaware County, New York says she suffered a headache, blurry vision, and diagnosed with a concussion after a fifteen year-old boy tossed off-stage at last Sunday’s KFest Concert in Fishkill, New York landed on top of her. Abby is demanding an apology from Akon.

It looks like Akon could be well on his way to getting “Locked Up.” Fishkill police have identified the KFEST concertgoer tossed off the stage by Akon as a 15-year-old resident of Harriman, Orange County in Upstate New York Detective Lt. John Berlingieri said on Wednesday.

Celebrity tattles claim that R&B crooner Akon may face Attempted Murder charges for tossing a teenage concertgoer off stage after the boy hit the Senegalese singer in the face with a ball.