Look who’s coming to the Great White Way: Comedian Chris Rock is set to make his Broadway debut next year in Motherfucker With the Hat, a new play about love and addiction in the City that Never Sleeps.

Bobby Cannavale has been cast as Jackie, a recovering addict and parolee looking to turn over a new leaf. His longtime girlfriend, on the other hand, is not. Rock plays Jackie’s Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor. Anna D. Shapiro, who won a Best Directing Tony Award for her work in August: Osage County, will helm the ensemble production, which is being produced by Scott Rudin.

“It’s high-octane, a real barrage of invective. The funny role is really Cannavale’s, not Rock’s,” a snoop close to the production spilled to The New York Times. “He’ll get laughs, I’m sure, but it’s a role for a real actor, and it will be interesting to see him creating a character that is not himself. Chris does not want to be singled out as ‘the star.’ He wanted a good part, and he wanted to work with good actors. Scott delivered on both fronts.”

The 14-week engagement begins with previews at The Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre March 22

Is it the end of the road for Everybody Hates Chris?

The CW hasn’t officially been axed from the network roster, but it sounds like executive producer Chris Rock and the rest cast are ready to call it quits after the Season 4 finale next month.

According to TV Guide, the story line on the May 8 episode mirrors Chris’ real-life decision to drop out of school in the 10th grade to pursue a career in stand-up comedy.

“Chris Rock didn’t graduate high school and started comedy when he was, like, 17 years old,” explains Chris’ TV dad Terry Crews. “Our Chris is now a sophomore in high school, so the timing is lining up pretty well. Once he becomes a comedian, the show’s over.”

A South African television made comedian Chris Rock the target of child sex practical joke over the weekend.

“It was a hoax, it was for one of the U.S. reality television programs,” a National Prosecuting Authority spokesman said on Saturday. “They pulled one on him, information got to him that the South African Police Service was going to arrest him. Acting on that information he quickly approached lawyers who brought an urgent application at the Johannebsurg High Court where judgment was in his favor.”

Kali Bowyer, the thirty-six year old White chick who is suing “comedian” Chris Rock for paternity of her thirteen year old seizure-suffering son, has been criminally charged with everything from DUI to theft by deception. She has also been convicted of running a cell phone scam, writing phony checks, and several domestic disturbances.

In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail encounters with police. Cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to “ingest some white powder,” a story her own son contradicted when questioned.

Wow, Chris. You sure know how to pick ‘em. Thoughts?

More is being learned about the woman behind the Chris Rock paternity scandal. For starters she’s a is a freelance writer-and she has a website. And she isn’t a sista-SHOCKER.

Hawaiian born Kali Bowyer claims that America’s Unfunniest Comedian fathered a son with her thirteen years ago. That son, Jordan, suffers from episodes of violent seizures. The mainstream media is gearing up to make this a big story:

Entertainment Weekly is reportedly searching for contact info for her lawyer, Brett Kimmel. Which isn’t good for C.R, Brett is known as the “Pit Bull of Paternity.”

The thirty-five year old recently filed a paternity suit in New York where Chris lives with his wife and two daughters:

“From the time Jordan was born until he was three, I was talking to Chris’ lawyer, trying to get this resolved, but I kept getting brushed off.

“I complied, I was nice, and I was patient, but in the end Chris still refused to acknowledge paternity.

“I don’t want a dime for myself but support for my son… He knows what’s going on (and) he told me… ‘I don’t need him in my life, just take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’”

Kali briefly dated Rock in the early 1990s when she was at college in Los Angeles. She insists she’s not out to upset her ex’s family life or his marriage to wife Malaak.

She adds, “Take five minutes, tell your wife you’re out for a cup of coffee, go to the doctor’s office and get the DNA test done.”

Chris Rock has agreed to take a paternity test to determine whether or not he fathered a thirteen year old boy who suffers from violent seizures.

Last month, Kali Bowyer, 35-year-old freelance journalist, filed a paternity action in Georgia Superior Court.

“I’m not asking for money for myself,” she tells us, “nor am I suing him for $1 million. I’m just seeking a DNA test to establish paternity, medical coverage, child support.”

Chris’ lawyers say he’s willing to do the test, but he has been busy promoting his new movie, “I Think I Love My Wife.”

Bowyer is getting impatient. She says she talked with a lawyer for Rock soon after the birth of her son, Jordan. But she admits she let the paternity issue drift because she never expected the then-unmarried comic to be part of the boy’s life.

“Chris and I were part of the same group of friends,” she says. “I wouldn’t even call it dating. We were two consenting adults who had sex once in a while. No strings attached.”

Bowyer says she got back in touch with Rock’s lawyer after Jordan had a grand mal seizure. She says she’s in debt and doesn’t have health insurance.

A source close to Rock says the time of her suit “smells opportunistic,” adding, “She acknowledged [after Jordan's birth] that she’d had other sex partners. Chris has never refused her requests.”

Diddy recently revealed the existence of a fifth love child and now Chris Rock is gaining on him with rumors swirling of an outside seed of his very own.

Snitching sources are reporting that a woman has stepped forward claiming that her 10 year old is Chris Rock’s kid.

A former girlfriend is claiming Chris is the father of her 13-year-old son Jordan, who suffers from seizures. And she believes the comic’s medical history may help with the boy’s treatment.
“Take the damn DNA test!” thirty-five-year-old Kali Bowyer.

“My son’s 13 now and he knows what’s going on. He told me the other day, ‘I don’t need him in my life, just to take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’”

Jordan has undergone a battery of tests to try to determine the underlying cause for his seizures, but Kali is unable to provide doctors with the teen’s complete medical history without Chris’ cooperation. She filed court papers on March 15, 2007, in Georgia, requesting that Rock take a paternity test and pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees.

I love “take the damn DNA test!” Kali is my hero. Not everyone hates Chris, just his ex-girlfriend and his kid with the seizures. Bower also had this to say:

“I just think that it’s rude that Chris just won’t respond. His attorneys exact words were, ‘This is going to disrupt his life.’”

“Take five minutes, tell your wife you’re out for a cup of coffee, go to the doctor’s office and get the DNA test done.

“In five days we’ll have an answer.”

Chris Rock and Kerry Washington hit up 106 & Park. Don’t forget to go out and support this flick.

More promotion for “I Think I Love My Wife.”

Chris visits MTV: TRL.

More Chris.

New York City snitches are dishing that the creator of “Everybody Hates Chris” is experiencing martial trouble-and actress Kerry Washington may just be at the heart of it all.

Chris Rock and his wife, Malaak, looked like the happiest of couples yesterday on “Oprah,” where they promoted his new comedy, “I Think I Love My Wife.” But some claim the movie – in which he stars as a husband tempted by Kerry Washington – is closer to real life than Chris would like to admit.

Speculation about Rock’s 10-year marriage has heated up since K.W called off her engagement to actor David Moscow.

But the Rocks have known their struggles. In November, TMZ.com reported that Chris hired a “high-powered” attorney to begin “divorce proceedings,” and a friend of Chris’ confirmed the couple were talking to lawyers. Word was they were trying to work out a post-nuptial agreement.

Now the producers of “I Think I Love My Wife” are said to have urged Chris to postpone any decisions until after the movie’s March 17 release. “They read him the riot act,” says a source.

Malaak’s friends say she complains that Chris doesn’t offer enough support in her charitable work. Others say Malaak worries about his time away from home. About five years ago, L.A.-based model Monika Zsibrita pressed a paternity claim against Chris. (Three DNA tests established he wasn’t the father of Zsibrita’s child.) Rock’s rep says that his relationship with Zsibrita took place while he and Malaak were separated. Last year, Rock joked onstage, “I don’t cheat. Not because I’m a great husband, just because I’m tired of getting caught.”

Whatever their past troubles, Malaak says Chris has turned into a great father to their two daughters, 4-year-old Lola and 2-year-old Zahra. As Rock told Oprah: “Taking care of my kids is what I really want to do.”

A rep tells the New York Daily News, “Everything is fine at home for the Rocks.”