The biggest ass to hit White America since John Mayer is throwing Nicki Minaj the side-eye after branding her famously firm booty a fake.

Dem’s fightin’ words!

Nicole “Coco” Austin, wife of rapper-turned-actor Ice T. and budding reality star, is routinely on the defensive about her own famous curves.

But she isn’t above calling out someone else’s — and Coco’s betting her pink booty pop pants that bootylicious rapper Nicki Minaj ain’t what she seems in the trunk.

“Well, I read that it wasn’t [real],” Coco said of Nicki’s ample derriere in an interview with celebrity snitch Perez Hilton this week. “Yeah, I thought she came out with it. I heard it from her. Yeah. OK, I’ve known – I don’t know. We’re not even going to go there anymore. Scandal? Right? [laughs]“

“And you know, I say about a lot of stylists, that work with me, and a lot of hair and makeup, they work with me. They touch my body, they’re doing stuff all day long. So they’re doing that same thing to Nicki Minaj. And they’re saying it’s a little bit different.”

Coco admits she has had surgery on her boobs – but insists her butt is legit.

“I’m kind of against the fact that you should get butt implants because… when you get butt implants, you’re sitting on your butt for most of the day… they may jiggle out of place and you might not be able to fix it…”

Move over, Khloe and Lamar, Ice-T and Coco are the new First Couple of E!.

E! has signed up the star of NBC’s Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and his curvy wife Nicole “Coco” Austin for a new reality series that will follow their life together as a “very traditional couple, wrapped in a very non-traditional package,” the network said Monday.

The show, titled Ice Loves Coco, will also follow Coco’s new endeavors in her modeling/acting career.

“He feels it is time for his buxom and bootylicious bride, Coco, to take her career to the next level and he is there to support her every step of the way,” a rep for the ’80s rapper-turned-actor told AllHipHop.com Monday.

Ice Loves Coco will debut in June. The show recently began shooting in the couple’s homebase of New York City/New Jersey.

Ice-T is following in the footsteps of Diddy and Dr. Dre as the latest hip-hop pioneer to launch his own brand of alcohol

The rapper-turned-TV detective, 52, has partnered with Aiko Importers and Pay Up Management to promote a new beverage, named Original Gangster XO Brandy. Original Gangster XO Brandy is produced in France and made by hand in small batches. It is created with a blend from “exceptional vineyards” to ensure its distinctive flavor. Ice, born Tracy Morrow, won’t receive a fee to promote the drink and instead is going into partnership with the companies, according to AllHipHop.com, who broke the scoop.

Ice-T was arrested in New York City this morning.

Shortly after Tweeting about taking his dog Spartacus (who has its own Twitter account…mind you) to the vet for surgery, the Law & Order: SVU star was pulled over by NYC cops for a seat belt violation. Apparently, Ice has a suspended license and was taken into custody and quickly released.

The rapper-turned-actor’s spouse — Coco — posted the following message to her Twitter feed about the couple’s morning run-in with the Boys in the Blue: “Yes, Ice was arrested this morning but we don’t know what the hell for! He’s been released..We got pulled over for not wearing seatbelts.”

We’re convinced Coco-T will no rest until she’s shown us every inch of uncensored ass on Twitter.

The glamour model wife of rapper-turned-actor Ice-T is in trouble with the Twitter Gods once more after she posted an unadulterated snapshot of her monthly bikini wax on TwitPic this week. Needless to say, the picture was promptly removed. Earlier this year, Coco’s TwitPic account was temporarily suspended when she uploaded a photograph of her “ass cleavage” to the social networking site to the rave cheers of fans.

NSFW Picture After The Jump……

Coco is a woman of many talents. The former Playboy model is tired of her enormous ass always getting all the attention! So Mrs. Ice-T has decided to shine some of the light on her enormous boobs instead. On Monday, Coco uploaded this classy shot of her famous bust to Twitter: “Look! My boobs R taking my business calls w/my headset! This is when u start getting bored w/work…”

Busty hip-hop wife Coco-T is indignant after her MySpace and TwitPic accounts were canned this week over a photo of her ample butt cleavage that was posted online.

“Why did myspace take this pic down.Are they offended by ass-crack?Its female curvature!” the model wife of rapper/actor Ice-T Tweeted Thursday.

(Sidebar: Shouldn’t MySpace be happy anyone’s even still using their service….)

So imagine Coco’s distress when she learned that Twitter also deleted her curvature!

“What the hell…..Why is my Twitpic account suspended.This is crazy!!I put a lot of heart into all my pics.. now it disappeared……This is a very sad day for me!I’m doing my best to get someones attention at twitpic so I can get my account reinstated.This sucks….” Coco complained on her Official Twitter on Saturday.

The ladies posed for the cameras at Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey’s annual All Hallow’s Eve Bash on Saturday night.

Ice-T is launching his own record label.

The former hip-hop star turned television sex crimes cop — per his role on Law & Order: SVU — has teamed up with bosses at to create his own digital imprint.

He says he’s already signed up a handful of aspiring rappers.

“I’m starting a digital label through EMI. I’m trying to get back to more hip-hop. To me, music right now is like disco. It’s very sing-songy, and nobody’s dealing with content. That’s what I miss. I miss Tupac and Big. You got Lupe Fiasco and T.I. now, but in general, we’re swamped with bubblegum pop,” the “Cop Killer” hitmaker said in an interview with The NY Daily News late Wednesday.

“We signed about five groups,” he added. “We’ve got an artist from L.A., a group called Certified from Washington state, Born Twice from Houston, and a Korean kid from New York. I’m playing the whole map.”