Kobe Bryant and his wife are being sued by their former maid.

Maria Jimenez filed suit in Superior Court in Orange County this week alleging that Kobe’s former teen bride Vanessa verbally and emotionally abused her.

According to the Orange County Register, Mrs.Bryant has a lengthy history of verbally assaulting members of the service industry.

Maria says she couldn’t take it anymore after Vanessa punished her foraccidentially putting an expensive blouse in the washer by making her fish its price tag out of a bag of dog feces.

Somebody needs to knock her ass out!

Maria is suing for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy, emotional distress, and unpaid wages.

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant showed off his Olympic gold medal during an appearance on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night.

Shaq has blamed Kobe Bryant’s big mouth for leaving his marriage in shambles. In a new diss track that made it’s way to the Net on Monday, Shaq says:

“Last week Kobe couldn’t do it without me…”

“I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out that’s why I’m getting a divorce”

Shaq Disses Kobe Bryant

Kobe cheating again? You don’t say! Kobe Bryant has been stepping out on wife Vanessa Bryant again, according to scathing new reports from the Snitch Circuit. The Los Angeles Lakers star is being accused of carrying on a clandestine affair with now-former Laker Girl, Vanessa Curry.

According to celebrity spywitnesses for TheDirty.com:

Kobe Bryant has allegedly participated in yet another scandalous affair and was stepping out on his wife Vanessa with another Vanessa, no relation…Vanessa Curry was a Laker girl but recently “quit” the squad to pursue some “hosting” opportunities. Rumor has it the suits wanted to get rid of her because the affair was a major distraction and the Lakers are close to getting coach Phil Jackson the all-time record for rings this season.

Whispers of Kobe’s most recent martial indiscretion are quickly spreading, and Kobe’s one-time teen bride is ready to release Mama Bear Hell on anyone giving her the Vanessa Curry/Kobe Affair rumors any airtime. In fact, Vanessa Bryant reportedly “cursed out” sportscaster Laura Lane after the ESPN pundit got a little too catty about the Kobe/Lakers Girl sex saga:

So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.
“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “Fuck you! You fucking bitch!”
“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.
Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.
[More f-words ensue. Many more.]
“Join the club, this means you’ve arrived,” said one reporter when word spread of my run-in with Vanessa. “She’s insane,” said another. “Everyone knows it.”

“The sad part is before all of this I kind of liked Vanessa and I thought we hit it off. She doesn’t give a fuck about anything. She wears these insane outfits, struts around Staples Center like a queen, shows off her daughters and lets them run around the hall way playing tag while reporters are trying to get by….As a journalist I am going to piss people off. That’s just the nature of the business. I never want to or intend to piss people off, but if you’re not pissing people off occasionally, then you are constantly kissing ass.”

Kobe Bryant made headlines during Thursday night’s NBA TNT telecast of the Lakers & Clippers Game when the b-ball star jumped over a Ashton Martin headed straight for him. Turns out it was all just a stint for an upcoming Nike viral.

The latest bit of dish has Kobe Bryant divorcing his one-time teen bride Vanessa Bryant. The pair were married six years ago, without a prenuptial agreement.

Kobe Bryant’s former bodyguard has dropped dime on him.

In a new tell-all entitled “Dead Women Tell No Tales,” the professional security guard accuses the Lakers star of bizarre orgies, an unflattering temper off the court (Surprise, Surprise), and the married father’s plans to “eliminate” the woman he was accused of raping in Colorado back in 2003.

According to the book’s official site:

“Dead Women Tell No Tales” is not only an eye-opening account for readers familiar with the case or its characters but for anybody looking for a serious page-turner. The total exposure of one of the most famous athletes on the planet is one thing, another is the professional career of his bodyguard – a black world that is known to most of us only from the movies.”

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3. Bryant’s head of security orchestrated Graber’s apprehension to divert the media attention from the Colorado Rape Case, presenting Kobe as the nice guy in public.

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Kobe Bryant has asked to be traded from the Los Angeles Lakers on Wednesday. The news comes day after calling the team’s front office “a mess.” He said there was nothing the Lakers could do to change his mind.

“I would like to be traded, yeah,” Bryant told ESPN radio. “Tough as it is to come to that conclusion there’s no other alternative. It’s rough man, but I don’t see how you can rebuild that trust. I just don’t know how you can move forward in that type of situation.”

Kobe Bryant, a 1996 draft pick when he was only eighteen, helped the Lakers win three consecutive NBA championships, has four years left on the seven-year, $136.4 million contract he signed July 15, 2004. That was a day after Shaquille O’Neal was traded to the Miami Heat.

Bryant became infuriated Tuesday when a Los Angeles Times columnist quoted what he called a Lakers insider as saying it was Bryant’s insistence on getting away from O’Neal that prompted the trade to Miami.

Bryant, the NBA’s leading scorer the past two seasons, said he spoke with Phil Jackson on Tuesday, and the coach told him he was being let go because the Lakers were committed to reducing payroll and rebuilding long term.

“They said nothing to me about a long-term plan — absolutely nothing,” Bryant told KLAC radio, the Lakers’ flagship station. “They told Phil one thing and they told me another. Actions speak louder than words.”

“It’s a trust thing,” he added. “They’re in a long-term plan that I had no idea about.”

Seventeen pointer Kobe Bryant took the talent of All-Star Game MVP after leading the West to a 153-132 finish on Sunday in a showcase game that came up lacking in suspense and sportsmanship.

There was one star who was the brightest of them all,” commissioner David Stern said in handing K.B the MVP trophy.

“We had a good time, it was a pretty good weekend, and hopefully we put on a good show,” Kobe said. “Hopefully we can come back.”