Who wants to hear the story of how Lil Wayne lost his virginity while playing board games at age 11?

This month, Playboy Magazine features a column called The Dirty Dozen, where editors quiz celebwhores with 12 questions about their herpes-infested sex lives.

This month, the landmark men’s mag has everything you never wanted to know about T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and VH1 reality star Ray J.

Ever had a threesome?
WAYNE: I think the most I’ve done before is five. I don’t do groupies. I am not the groupie type. I am 25 years of age right now and the president and CEO of my own company. Dealing with a groupie was back when I was 15 years of age and when I dropped my first solo album. When I am doing five, it’s usually two that’s used to me and we’ve done this before. They know how to go out and get two or three more girls. They make the other girls’ first time feel better—because that’s a whole hump they gotta get over—because they ain’t worried about you.

7. What’s the most orgasms you’ve ever had in one 24-hour period?
WAYNE: Ooooh, shit! I’ve been “locked up” with this one chick and when I say “locked up,” I mean locked in a room and she made you go, man! So I probably done it like 10 or six times in 24 hours. That’s one of those days you just stay in the room with the robe on and slippers, no boxers or nothing.

8. What’s your favorite part of the female anatomy?
WAYNE: The eyes. The eyes are the window of the soul. You look into a woman’s eyes—especially in that moment of having sex or making love—and you can see the truth. You can see if she liked it. That gives you more assurance than a scream, than her clutching you and scratching your back. You look into her eyes and see that she can’t control the bliss that you’re putting on her. I love that. That’s better than a bitch telling me she’s coming!

9. Have you ever used drugs to enhance your sexual experience?
WAYNE: Umm, “some say the ex makes the sex spectacular….” That’s my answer to that. When a woman says, “Can’t we get something?” or “Gimme something to drink?” I say, “I don’t want you to be high because tomorrow you’re not gonna know that it felt that great. You kinda negated some of that by being intoxicated.” So I always tell the woman I am the ultimate high. I am the drug.

10. Have you ever recorded a song while having sex?
WAYNE: I’ve gotten head before while I was doing it, but now that I can sing, I could really pull one off now. It was on a mix-tape or something and it was called “Your Baby Blue.” My concentration was terrible. I never took so long on a song, boy! It was a lot of takes. Some of them was on purpose of course—I was messing up on purpose so she could stay down more!

11. Do you know how many women you have slept with in your life?
WAYNE: You know something real funny, I am not gonna tell you the answer to that…..

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Not only is ousted Danity Kane star Aubrey O’Day posing nude for an upcoming edition of Playboy Magazine, the out-of-work star has reportedly scooped a $500,000 to let it all hang out.

Aubrey will show off her lady lumps for the March 2009 cover of Playboy.

A source tells the New York Daily News, “Aubrey’s making about $500,000 to drop trou (pose naked). For that kind of money, she was like ‘Why not?’”

With her music career is the toliet, Lil Kim is banking on her other assets in hopes of staying in the limelight as much as possible. Lil Kim is considering a centerfold in the December 2008 issue Playboy after being courted by Hugh Hefner himself, the iconic creator of the legendary men’s mag.

According to The NY Post Saturday:

“’I am willing to shell out any amount for Kim, I’ve been trying to get her to do it for years!’ Hugh exclaims. The two have not been shy about their feelings for each other when Hugh was seen kissing Lil’ Kim at a post Grammy party back in 2001.”

“Kim previously declined the offer for the cover citing her religious beliefs and devotion to God, but a source close to Kim says “the only reason why she declined it at the time was because the money was not enough, this time the money is right.”

Two-hit wonder Blu Cantrell has reportedly agreed to pose naked for Playboy Magazine. Blu recently shed twenty-five pounds while training for the new reality show Celebrity Circus, debuting Wednesday night on NBC.

T.I and Playboy Magazine have teamed up to launch a line of custom t-shirts. It’s all part of the skin mag’s “Rock The Rabbit” program in which music celebs places their own personal design around Playboy’s trademark “Rabbit Head.” T.I’s “Rock The Rabbit” t-shirt line will be available at Bloomingdale’s stores nationwide later this month, as well as www.rocktherabbit.com. All proceeds will benefit Rock the Vote.

As previously reported, Kim Kardashian has been selected as the December 2007 Playboy Magazine covergirl.

Kim’s body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian “will show one boob, and her bare butt.”

Kim’s spread “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says a tabloid source.

Notorious homie-humper Kim Kardashian has reportedly shot a Hype Williams directed nude spread to appear in an upcoming issue ofPlayboy Magazine.

Hip-hop video model Vida Guerra turned out for Friday night’s June 2007 Playboy Issue Release Party.

Madame Butterfly Mariah Carey will grace the cover of Playboy’s Annual Sex and Music Issue. Check out an inside look at some of personal topics Mimi will be discussing in her soft centerfold in America’s oldest nudie magazine.

On Her Breakdown in 2001:
“What happened was that people made a big deal of when my old publicist pulled the microphone out of my hand because I was venting about Howard Stern. Howard Stern had said a lot of mean stuff about me that morning, as he does about everybody every morning, and I think it really got to me. So I gained five pounds. It’s not the end of the freakin’ world. But I was exhausted, and I did collapse later. Then everybody blew it out of proportion.”

On the Eminem Apology:
“Something is clearly askew with him, and I’m not quite sure what it is. I just heard something else he recently said about me. I’m curious as to why he’s so obsessed with me. I never got an apology letter, by the way; I don’t know what they’re talking about. Then again, I wasn’t exactly searching my mailbox for it.”

On American Idol:
I know everybody thinks I’m the poster child for American Idol, but I was really shy when I first came out as a performer….Randy Jackson of American Idol has worked with me since my first record. I’ve known him for so long, and now he’s a huge star. It’s just weird to me. We’ll get mobbed walking down the street. You know how the band is introduced at a show? My little joke used to be that he was Michael Jackson’s brother, and the crowd would believe me and go crazy.

On Endless Wardrobe Malfunctions:
Oh please, there have been so many. On this tour there was a really bad malfunction… It was this little top with a hook and eye on the front. It was a nightmare. The top was so tight that night because we girls have moments when the top might be tighter, but I caught it, and that’s how you know a pro.

On Glitter:
I try to avoid it. Actually, I don’t mind it. There are moments that make me laugh, and I don’t care…. Glitter was such a bomb, but no one ever pointed out that it came out around September 11, 2001.