Five-minute video footage of hip-hop icon Tupac being — er — “serviced” (Hint, Nudge, Wink…) by an unidentified woman has surfaced after 20 years.

The tape, which has been viewed by several media outlets, was shot in 1991 and shows the rapper with his pants down to his ankles receiving oral sex as he dances and raps during a house party. TMZ tattles claims to have gotten their Hot Little Hands on the recently-surfaced videotape, which begins with a gaggle of groupies in a living room.

Word on the Curb is the person in possession of the tape plans to release it for public consumption sometime in the coming weeks.

You know what they say about “Desperate Times…”

Actress Cherie Johnson rose to fame playing Punky Brewster’s BFF, also named Cherie, alongside her real-life grandmother on the ’80s cult classic Punky Brewster. She later took over the role of Laura Winslow’s best friend Maxine on the ABC ’90s sitcom Family Matters. Now 35, Cherie’s days of stardom are well behind her…making the pickin’ ripe for a nude pictorial on the pages of Playboy Magazine.

It’s not like she’s got anything better to do! Johnson was the subject of a semi-nude photo shoot on a Southern California beach last week and hopes the photos will lead to a nude centerfold in the iconic men’s mag, TMZ.com snitches say.

“I have been threatening my family that I was going to do Playboy since I was 18 years old. When my mom said ‘Okay’ … and my grandma said, ‘Bring me a autographed copy,’ I figured I’d make it a goal.”

Posing Nude at 18: Expected. Taking Your Drawers Off Past 30: Bordering on sad!

Attention Chubby Chasers: Rick Ross and his ample bosom are reportedly the stars of a recently-surfaced sex tape — a snippet of which is already available online.

You know…If you’re into that kind of thing.

In the grainy 3-minute clip, which first surfaced on ThisIs50.com, a portly gentleman that looks disturbingly like Officer Rick hops into bed with a woman for a little pre-game rubdown.

Brain Bleach!

Brandon Spikes is a very hot name on the blogosphere these days.

The New England Patriots’ rookie linebacker has been nursing public shame ever since this 11-minute video of him receiving oral sex from a busty Kim Kardashian lookalike made its way to the Interwebs this week. Following in the footsteps of Montana Fishburne, Paris Hilton, and host of other sex tape hounds, the former University of Florida star has been caught butt, booty naked in the embarassing footage. Spikes’ agent, Terry Watson, has confirmed that the heavily-tattooed hulk in the video is, in face, Brandon.

“It was something that occurred before he became an NFL draftee and a New England Patriot. I think for anyone it would be an embarrassing situation,” Watson said. “Brandon has shown to many people the kind of person he is before and after being drafted in the second round. He’s hoping to put this behind him and looks forward to having a great football season.”

While some reports claim an anonymous e-mailer offered the video to DeadSpin.com for $1,500, the Spikes sex tape ultimately ended up on WorldStarHipHop.com. According to Watson, as a result of the scandal, Reebok recently pulled out of a finalized endorsement deal with Spikes, yanking a marketing agreement that would have netted the NFL star millions. The sportswear brand, however, has issued a statement denying that any such agreement was ever in place.

”The media reports that Reebok has terminated an endorsement contract with Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes are completely false. Reebok never had a deal with Brandon. The story was reported without confirmation from Reebok, and as a result inaccurate information is now being reported as fact. We had discussions with Brandon earlier this summer, as we do with many NFL players, but no agreement has been reached and he is not currently under contract with Reebok.”

“Truth Is” Fantasia is a graduate of The LeAnn Rimes School of Homewreckin.’ Oh Fanny! Say it ain’t so.

A North Carolina woman claims her estranged husband made a sex tape with the one-time American Idol.

What would Simon say?

Word on the Curb has it that the Grammy-nominated songstress made a series of freak flicks with the married cell phone salesman she’s allegedly (Nudge, Wink, Nudge) been bedding for the past year. In a divorce filing lodged last week, Paula Cook accuses her husband Antwaun Cook and Barrino of having a secret affair that began around Aug. 2009.

Paula alleges that her husband met the 2004 Idol champ in a T-Mobile store last summer and began an affair soon after. The documents, obtained by WCNC-TV on Friday, contain a long list of complaints about Antwaun’s extra-marital dalliances with the formerly-illiterate single mother.

“Throughout the course of their adulterous affair, upon information and belief, Defendant/Husband and Ms. Barrino have at times recorded their illicit sexual activity,” the complaint alleges.

Mrs. Cook also claims Barrino tattooed her husband’s last name on her upper left shoulder and showered him with “lavish benefits” including flying him around the country and taking him to celebrity parties and award shows.

Rumors of the affair have been circulating on the interwebs for months, but Fantasia has always denied them. With good reason! Barrino could face a lawsuit, as North Carolina is one of the few states where a third party (ie: The Side Ho) can be sued in divorce cases.

Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter has reached a pivotal point in her maturation: The Slut Years.

On Thursday, the urban celebrity snitches at CarltonJordan.com spilled the beans on the scoop that recent high school grad Montana Fishburne has been secretly dating noted adult film actor Brian Pumper.

Now we know why: As it turns out, Montana wants to be a pornstar too.

Fishburne will appear in a pornographic movie to be released next month, according to reports.

Montana “Chippy-D” Fishburne is starring in an upcoming film for Vivid Entertainment, the leading Hollywood porn movie company behind celebrity skin flick hits from Pamela Anderson and former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson. Fishburne said she was motivated by how successful reality TV celebrity Kim Kardashian became after the release of her sex tape.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape.”

Kardashian attracted worldwide attention after a home sex tape she made with then-boyfriend Ray-J was leaked by Vivid Entertainment in 2007.

Fishburne’s dad, CSI star Larry Fishburne, has appeared in an arsenal of hit movies like The Matrix trilogy, Mystic River, and Predators. He was nominated for an Oscar in 1994 after playing abusive musician Ike Turner in the Tina Turner biopic What’s Love Got To Do With It?

Oh snap! Word on The Curb has it that Soulja Boy has been “Supermanning” hoes on video. The bastion of truth that is MediaTakeout.com (I know, I know) is reporting that the Atlanta-bred rap star was caught on camera being serviced with a steamy session of oral sex from weaved-up video model Sheneka Adams (may as well just start calling her Kat Stacks-In-Training…)

CLICK HERE For An Eyeful Of The NSFW Foolery….

Porn star Jazmine Cashmere is six months pregnant with her first child. Cashmere — the 25-year-old star of skin flicks like Double Dipped 6 and All Dat Azz: The Orgy 5 — broke the news by posting a series of pics of her baby bump on Facebook.com Friday. The busty professional fucker has not confirmed rumors that the father of the child is a popular rapper from New York City. Cashmere has starred in over 80 adult films.

This newly released footage, shot in very poor light, runs for only 13 seconds and shows someone who looks a lot like Ri-Ri doing the horitzonal mambo with someone we’re expected to assume is Chris Brown.

The debate is on as to whether or not the clip is from an official Rihanna sex tape, with many pornography fanatics arguing that the star of the film is actually Lavish Styles — an adult film star with a striking resemblance to the pop singer.

Dude looks like a flesh-colored Gumby on crack! With all that booty, homegirl can’t smash better looking brothas than that?