T.I. has taken the concept of having “Whatever You Like” to new heights.

The trouble-prone rapper is in more Hot Water — this time behind bars — after he and his homely bride, singer/songwriter Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, were spotted getting their jollies during a recent visit.

Tip will spend the remainder of 2011 incarcerated in Arkansas State Prison on a probation violation charge. Inmates in the federal correctional system, like T.I., are not entitled to conjugal. Prison rules state that visitors may kiss and embrace at the start of the visit, but hands must be visible to staff at all time. Of course, that didn’t stop Tiny from breaking her man off with a handjob late last month.

What a respectable little Southern belle she is! Why Clifford Harris, getting your freak on while on lockdown we see. Impressive, but making sexy times with Atlanta’s prized piglet hen you’re already in a world of trouble likely isn’t the best way to prove that you’ve turned over a new law-abiding leaf, Tip.

Tiny confirmed that her happy hands got her husband reprimanded and tells TMZ that T.I. was immediately punished after they were caught and sent to a “special housing unit.”

BET’s Prized Piglet’s Going to the Big House?! (Sorry, we couldn’t resist….)

Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, former Xscape singer and wife of rapper T.I., has been charged with misdemeanor drug possession following the couple’s September arrest on charges of ecstasy possession, the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office said Friday.

Cottle, a 35-year-old mother of two, was arrested last month along with her rap star husband when officers found drugs in the couple’s luxury whip during a traffic stop in West Hollywood. Tiny is is accused of possessing ecstasy, according to the court filing.

Drug charges against T.I., were dropped last week, but he’s still been ordered to check into federal prison by Monday, Nov.1 to begin an 11-month jail term following his arrest and subsequent failed drug test, which a judge recently ruled violated the terms of his probation on a 2008 weapons conviction.

Tiny and T.I. — who have been together for nine years — wed in July, just a few months after the “Swagga Like Us” hitmaker completed a one-year prison term in Arkansas.

Forget diamonds — Nothing says “I Love You” like matching mugshots!

On Friday, cops in the City of Angels released mugshots for rapper Clifford “T.I.” Harris and his wife of one month, former Xscape singer Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, following their arrest on drug possessions charges on Los Angeles’ Sunset Blvd. on Wednesday.

Tiny and T.I. were taken into custody this week after LAPD officers smelled the distinct stint of marijuana wafting from their Maybach. Upon further investigation, cops found what is believed to be meth and ecstasy in the vehicle. They were released on $10,000 bail early Thursday. The criminal couple have not yet been formally charge — that’s still up the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office — but legal disaster is likely on the horizon for Tip. The Grammy-winning “Whatever You Like” star is still on three years’ probation stemming from his eight-month prison term on gun charges.

Meanwhile, Ne-Yo has some choice words for T.I. when asked about the arrest while doing press interviews Friday for his upcoming joint venture with Moet & Chandon. The R&B crooner says T.I. is one of the smartest people in the music industry, but it’s time he gets his act together.

“I feel that he makes a lot of poor decisions when it comes to the people that he surrounds himself with,” Ne-Yo told The Associated Press.

The honeymoon is over for rapper/actor T.I. and his wife — ex-R&B girl bander Tameka Cottle. The Atlanta couple were arrested in West Hollywood overnight on drug charges, according to Los Angeles Sheriff’s Deputy Mark Pope.

In the words of the Divine Antoine Dodson:

LAPD officials say the arrests for possession of a controlled substance came late Wednesday night during a traffic stop. Officers pulled the pair over on Hollywood’s glitzy Sunshine Blvd. after they smelled what they thought was marijuana coming from their Maybach. Upon further investigation, cops found methamphetamines and ecstasy hidden in the vehicle. T.I. — whose real name is Clifford Harris Jr — and Cottle, a 36-year-old mother of three, were booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Station. Bail has been set at $10,000 each.

The arrest came at the end of what had been a blissful few weeks for one of hip-hop’s royal couples. After a more than seven year courtship that included a son, a miscarriage, and a reality show on BET, Tiny and T.I. tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in Miami earlier this summer.

T.I. — who joins Idris Elba in last weekend’s box office winner Takers — was released from a federal prison in Arkansas in December after serving several months for illegal firearms possession and possessing a gun as a convicted felon.

Sorry, Chelsea Clinton: Yours was not the only wedding going off without a hitch this weekend.

Rapper T.I. and his longtime flame, BET reality star and singer Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, wed in a secret ceremony Friday, July 30, in Miami Beach. And they plan to repeat their vows in three more cities, T.I.’s rep told UsMagazine.com this week. Next they’ll head off to Las Vegas for a party with friends.

The couple have been dating since 2001 and have one son together, Major.

T.I.’s intense control issues where his homely fiancee Tameka “Tiny” Cottle is concerned is apparent to almost anyone who has ever had the misfortune of sitting through an episode of the BET reality hit Tiny & Toya.

Now fresh off a stint in the slammer, the self-professed King of the South is finally putting his foot down over the docu-series, which takes fans inside the lives and exploits of Tiny and fellow Atlanta socialite Toya Carter — the former wife of rapper Lil Wayne.

Word on the curb has it that T.I. has slapped BET with a cease & desist order demanding that the shuckin’ and jivin’ network pull the plug on Tiny & Toya, now in its second season.

EgyptSaidSo.com insiders say: “T.I. was against the show from the beginning but wanted to let Tiny live a little and try to revive her career. But sources close to the situation say that once he actually watched the show in prison, he was embarrassed and royally pissed about the way the BET show portrays his fiance [sic] and the mother of his children…..”

This summer, BET is introducing a new reality show, featuring Tiny Cottle, the girlfriend/fiancee of T.I., and Lil’ Wayne’s former wife, Toya.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present Tiny & Toya!

First Frankie and Neffe and now these two? Black Entertainment Television is just giving away reality shows like government cheese!

Oh snap! Let us find out that Ole FiveHead was trying to shake her Laffy Taffy on T.I. before he got to sent to the pokey last month.

A Rihanna insider tells Star Magazine’s June 15 issue that the embattled singer star recently turned her attention to the ATL rapper — who she assisted on the 2008 hit “Live Your Life.”

“Rihanna was sending him flirty texts,” says the tattle.

Needless to say, Rihanna’s alleged love notes didn’t go over so well with Tip’s longtime fiancee Tameka “Tiny” Collette — affectionately known as “Piglet” to many on the black blogosphere.

“She went nuts!” the tabloid source says of Tiny’s reaction to the texts. “Tiny told Rihanna to back. The poor girl’s had no luck with guys lately.”

Unconfirmed reports circulating this week claim T.I. and his longtime girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle wed in a private ceremony in Miami two weeks ago.

“All I am allowed to say is that T.I. and Tiny are officially husband and wife,” a source tells Essence.com.

The ceremony was attended by close family members and select members of the rapper’s record label Grand Hustle, according to the Essence spy.

T.I. and Tiny — a former member of R&B quartet Xscape, have two children together.

On Tuesday, T.I. began serving his 366-day sentence for trying to illegally purchase firearms.

Tiny’s Nail Bar will feature manicures, pedicures, massages, body wraps, spray tanning, and complimentary health drinks and juices. The shop is described as a full-service nail salon combined with a full-service bar.

“I’m very picky about my nails and hair, so I’m going to make sure that I do my best to deliver top-notch customer service,” Tiny tells Essence.