Kali Bowyer, the thirty-six year old White chick who is suing “comedian” Chris Rock for paternity of her thirteen year old seizure-suffering son, has been criminally charged with everything from DUI to theft by deception. She has also been convicted of running a cell phone scam, writing phony checks, and several domestic disturbances.

In the last two years, more than ten incident reports detail encounters with police. Cops say she claimed to have been held at gunpoint and forced to “ingest some white powder,” a story her own son contradicted when questioned.

Wow, Chris. You sure know how to pick ‘em. Thoughts?