More is being learned about the woman behind the Chris Rock paternity scandal. For starters she’s a is a freelance writer-and she has a website. And she isn’t a sista-SHOCKER.

Hawaiian born Kali Bowyer claims that America’s Unfunniest Comedian fathered a son with her thirteen years ago. That son, Jordan, suffers from episodes of violent seizures. The mainstream media is gearing up to make this a big story:

Entertainment Weekly is reportedly searching for contact info for her lawyer, Brett Kimmel. Which isn’t good for C.R, Brett is known as the “Pit Bull of Paternity.”

The thirty-five year old recently filed a paternity suit in New York where Chris lives with his wife and two daughters:

“From the time Jordan was born until he was three, I was talking to Chris’ lawyer, trying to get this resolved, but I kept getting brushed off.

“I complied, I was nice, and I was patient, but in the end Chris still refused to acknowledge paternity.

“I don’t want a dime for myself but support for my son… He knows what’s going on (and) he told me… ‘I don’t need him in my life, just take the test so I can find out what’s wrong with me.’”

Kali briefly dated Rock in the early 1990s when she was at college in Los Angeles. She insists she’s not out to upset her ex’s family life or his marriage to wife Malaak.

She adds, “Take five minutes, tell your wife you’re out for a cup of coffee, go to the doctor’s office and get the DNA test done.”

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