She sings like a cat fo-reel.

Dis Howud is nuttin but shit!!!
Guy don’t no nuttin.

I tell it like it iz cu’z dats’ all dat I know anyhowz.

D’shit got to be sticking to d’treez if y’pleez.

Rap is in D’breeze and I am gonna sneeze so hachoo and go get lost all of you who aint gots no talent no how wit cha’rapping bullshit.

We beez d’peepul with d’problims rite ova heyah!!!

Shit yes my man.

I am a fucking Dick-aint we all?

Yet another reason why hip-hop and pop “musicians” stink (besides the moral ambiguity of their music)– they don’t even have to play an instrument or do anything except to stand up there and sing their bland, middle-of-the-road, elevator music lyrics, and they can’t even do that right?

Why are these people called “artists”? How does someone like Beyonce (who has to sell her body to sell records because her music is boring and wouldn’t sell on its own) get placed into the same category as elite musicians like Phish or Eric Clapton? THose are REAL musicians, because they play MUSIC and sing and improvise at the same time….

The difference in talent is like comparing apples to oranges.