Jennifer Lopez’s first Spanish album, “Como Ama Una Mujer,” has sold a mere 49,452 copies, according to hitsdailydouble.com.

The LP finished at No. 10 for the week, behind a repackaging of Elton John’s greatest hits.

That comes as a blow for J. Lo, who was expecting the Spanish language album was a calculated move to win back the audience she lost as her pop albums oscratized folks closest to her Nuyorican roots.

Jenn found herself banned from America’s largest chain of Latin record stores last week.

And the former “It” Girls’ film career isn’t fairing much better.

Jennifer recently starred in two unreleased studio bombs, “Bordertown,” co-starring Antonio Banderas and directed by Gregory Nava, and “El Cantante,” which co-stars husband Marc Anthony as salsa legend Hector Lavoe.

Picturehouse is holding the latter for release on Aug. 1, reviews have been mixed. And according to snitching sources, no one seems to know why the movie has a Spanish title since it’s all in English.

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