Lawyers for the Black audience members who were the targets of Michael Richards’ “Nigger” rant at the Laugh Factory in November 2006 are planning to hold a “mock trial” of him at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles on Saturday.

The racist pig was invited to a face-to-face, Saturday afternoon meeting at Loyola Law by Gloria Allred, celebrity lawyer to the stars, who is representation for the four patrons seeking face time with the washed-up “Seinfeld” star.

Sources familiar with the event say the press has been invited and that Glo plans to have “cameras rolling” while the comedy club audience members wait for his arrival.

KKKramer and audience members Frank McBride, Kyle Doss, Patrick McLucas and Siobhan McLucas all want to discuss the figurative lynching as a part of what Richards’ lawyer, Douglas Mirell, calls “an opportunity to sit down and talk.”

But D.M says Kramer will not be at tomorrow’s event, for what a source described as a “kangaroo court,” unless he and Gloria Allred can agree on terms of the meeting.

The “comedian’s” lawyer insists on a private, confidential meeting with the club patrons, and claims that, under California law, any meeting between his client and them is protected by a confidentiality code.

Lawyers for the audience members, however, insisted on “an open and transparent” meeting and want the press there to cover it.

“It’s quite bizarre,” D. Mirrell says, “I have never seen a situation where one side of a mediation purports to dictate the date, time and location without both parties agreeing on the terms of that mediation.”

“Richards wants this to be a secret meeting, with no public awareness of what happened, and we do not agree,” says Gloria Allred.

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