This week’s “Bitch Sit Your Ass Down Someplace Award” goes to Lisa Micelli, AKA “Michael Jordan’s Mistress.”

L.M has been taking up bandwidth at www.michaeljordansmistress.blogspot.com for several month (she was recently hacked resulting in her previous posts being deleted). The blog chronicles Lisa’s nearly decade long affair with arguably the best player to ever hit the hardwood.

A thirty-something year old brunette white chick, Lisa claims to have met Michael through her then boyfriend while he was playing ball with the Washington Wizards. Their roller coaster relationship has been marked by stories in the National Enquirer, stalking, more other women, and a stolen horse:

“I am Lisa Miceli, Michael Jordan’s mistress acquired after his second retirement from the game of basketball. As I have mentioned in earlier posts, I hope to pen a book soon, in which I will be able to go into more detail on some things that on a blog, I just cannot get into depth quite yet.”

“Michael Jordan is definately the best sex that I ever had. However, there is more to the story than that, as sex creates very strong emotions and bonds between people.”

Lisa has decided to take her blog high-tech and remix the route already paved by Karrine “Supahead” Steffans and pen a tell-all entitled “Forbidden Fruit.”

Check out Lisa’s recent publicity whore debut live on the radio:

http://www.k104fm.com/player.html