Mo’Nique used to be a phone sex operator.

“I worked on a phone sex line. I would laugh all night. One time this man called in and wanted a phone operator to be a dog. So she started barking. “He said, ‘I need for you to be a bigger dog.’ At that point, I had to pick up the phone and say, ‘Now, sir, she can’t be a bigger dog. She has to be a small dog.’ He wanted his money back because I had hurt his feelings.”