Earlier this week there was a great deal of hoopla/Maury Paternity Test type drama surrounding Usher’s May-December romance former nearly forty year old stylist Tameka Foster.

The engaged couple were reportedly expecting a delivery of crotchfruit. Then the rumor mill broke that Usher wasn’t actually the father (T.F’s ex-hubby was reportedly the pappy.)

Celeb snitches over at SOHH are dishing on the most recent revealation-there’s no baby at all.

It was all an belated April Fool’s Day prank.

Once again proving that when it comes time to drop an album, Usher turns into an all out attention whore.

The scoop of celeb baby drama poop originally came from gossipmonger Sandra Rose:

The secret is out! Usher and Tameka are expecting a baby sometime before the end of the year. The couple will exchange vows in November according to Usher’s publicist, but the publicist left out one small detail: Tameka is pregnant.

I got the word this morning from an upper level music industry source who has provided rock solid information to Sandrarose.com in the past. My inside source informed me that Usher and Tameka broke the news to Usher’s mom and to Tameka’s ex-husband, clothier Ryan Glover. Ryan and Tameka share custody of their three children. Their amicable divorce was finalized earlier this year.

Don’t feel too bad, San. He had us, too.

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