Soon Paris Hilton’s BFF will be following in her diseased and poorly dressed footsteps. Adult film giant Vivid Video purchases the Ray J/Kim Kardashian sex tape for one millon dollars on Tuesday and promises to have the golden shower filled fun on store shelves by February 28th.

Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch told New York City sources:

“We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I’ve seen the video and it’s really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money’s worth.”

Ray J couldn’t be reached for comment, but the news came as a shock to K.K’s reps:

“Are you fucking me? Kim is going to die . . . are you sure?” Later, he added, “She will be taking legal action against anyone responsible for this. She was unaware of this and caught completely off-guard.”

Kim, a celebrity fashion stylist, just appeared in her first of a series of ads promoting Chris Stokes’ new line of fashion Christopher Brian.

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