Remy Ma was sentenced to eight years in prison on Tuesday stemming from the July 2007 shooting of her former friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph.

“I stand here today as Remy Mackie,” the “Lean Back” star cried to the court. “I’m a loving wife, mother and loving daughter and loving sister to my brothers and sisters.”

The judge seemed somewhat impressed with Remy’s humble upcoming and subsequest rise to hip hop stardom:

“I’ve learned Remy is an intelligent and charitable young woman,” Judge Rena Uviller said. “She’s overcome a difficult childhood. Her music has inspired people in need. She’s loved and has support from her family.”

“This is somewhat of a pattern. This is not the first time she has been engaged in a violent act. She never took responsibility for her actions. This has nothing to do with rap it’s about the actions of one person. Remy is an extremely angry young woman who feels the rules do not apply to her.”

“Get the fuck off me. Fuck ya’ll. Fuck jail,” Rem’s fiance, rapper Papoose, yelled as bailiffs subsequently escorted him out of Manhattan Supreme Court. “I don’t care. Lock me up. Lock me up. Take me to jail. Arrest me. It’s all about money.”

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