Sorry, guys: Rihanna doesn’t do “small” men.

The “Umbrella” hitmaker – who has been single since former boyfriend Chris Brown assaulted her in February – is ready to date again, but the singer says she isn’t interested in suitors who aren’t working with a big stick between the sheets.

“He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn’t make it fun. Right now I don’t want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun,” Rihanna allegedly quipped to German magazine Bravo when asked what it takes for a guy to impress her.