A rumored groupie has slammed 50 Cent’s bedroom performance, giving the G-Unit chief a score of three on a scale of one to ten when it comes to blowing backs out.
The woman claims she did the mattress mumbo with 50 three years ago and sums up the experience to celebrity muckrackers:
The exotic dancer supposedly met 50 and his people at the gentlemen’s club where she swung on poles and gave lap dances for ends:
“When 50 and his guys came in the club, all the girls were trying to get at them. But since I was the most aggressive, I pushed my way over to 50.” She continued, “We talked for almost an hour … I really enjoyed the conversation, he was funny and just seemed like a real cool guy.”
“All of a sudden he started acting real shy, like he was scared or something. And he was saying corny lines like ‘you know I really like you’ … After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him - are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk.” The woman continued, “I couldn’t believe it - here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14 year old boy that’s scared of [EXPLETIVE].”
“50 is definitely not packing. He’s barely 6 inches … I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing?” She continued, “We were supposed to [EXPLETIVE], but after I saw what he was working with, I just gave him some [EXPLETIVE] and called it a night.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give him a 3 … He probably deserves lower than that - but I gave him extra points because he was respectful.”
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8 responses so far ↓
Marrielli Hernandez // Apr 16, 2007 at 1:24 pm
What the F**k Ever this bitch is a hoe (and hoes dont have feelings) if you know what i mean LOL maybe thats the reason you think he got nothing its cuz ur a hoe and i hope your reading this its bitches like you that never get anything good cuz your nothing my boo 50 is the shit you just sayin that cuz you were just A F**K . Well I dont expect any better from hoes like you cuz you know what they say you cant turn a HOE into a HOUSEWIFE !!!! lmmfao LOL You will always be #1 to me 5o luv ya
Fannee // Apr 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm
That ho has got some class. Bonus points for respect, LOL!
superficially speaking // Apr 19, 2007 at 10:28 pm
she must need a whole 20 inch piece of steel to plug her enormous pussyhole. If six inches wont do it then 50 needs to send in the reinforcements. G-G-G-G-G-G unit !!!
Juxington // Apr 23, 2007 at 1:31 am
“Damn baby all u seen was a lil dick… not a big one girl just a lil dick”
roslo // Sep 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm
bitch u lying if that is the case his baby momma would have been said something stop hating
hahaha // Sep 25, 2007 at 7:27 am
hahaha 50 cent u aint no window shopper u just another bitch
ROYALTY // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:10 pm
HAHAHA….LOL…AIN’T THAT A BIT#H!!! FIDDY NEEDS A PENIS PUMPER.LOL . THAT DUDE IS WACK/ STRAIGHT WANSTA WITH A BABY DICK!!!HAHA
John Funfat // Nov 30, 2007 at 9:57 am
Damn, was Fifty trying to fuck the the biggest, fattest and nastiest hoe in the club?
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