Over the next several weeks, the VH1 reality diva will let America decide what jobs she will do.

Will New York have to be a Veterinarian’s Assistant, a Fishing Boat First Mate, or a Sewer worker? You Decide!! It’s up to America to vote for which one they’d rather see. Whatever is chosen, it will for sure be comedy…

Here are a few of the possibilites:

First Mate on a fishing boat
“Sea legs?! My legs are fine, its my stomach that’s the damn problem.”
Ranch Hand on a Farm
“I like animals fine, as long as they are mannerful and use proper English diction.”
Cal Trans Sewer Worker
“You want me to climb in that dirty slimy asshole of the earth?”
Circus Carni
“Why didn’t you tell me not to stand behind the motherfucking elephants?!”
Substitute 6th grade teacher
“I said sit down, and you better, before you can’t no more.”
Fast Food Employee
“Why don’t we have it MY way and you can get the hell outta my restaurant?”
Mortuary Beautician
“Of course she looks shy, she friggin dead!”
Waste Management Engineer (i.e. Garbage Woman)
“Green cans, black cans, ‘recyclicables’? Garbage is garbage!”
Oil Drill Worker
“Of course its crude, have you seen that smelly oily crap.”