It’s a slow news day, y’all. Check out this article in the Village Voice on hip-hop’s effect on New York’s lesbian lifestyle and gay aspiring rappers.

Funniest quotes: “All lesbians are sneaky.” HA!

“Suck my dick, nigga! I’ll fuck your whole shit up!”

“When you go to the club and you’re an AG, your mission that entire night is to find the baddest femme in the club and make her your girl,” says another woman, who calls herself Don Vito Corleone.

“If you came in here to steal another chick’s bitch, let me see your hands in the air!”